GrumpyHare

We Didn’t Have To Price Our Product This Low.

But We Did!

With more features, faster results, increased conversions, higher engagement, and better performance, we could have easily set our prices higher than the competition.

But We Didn’t!

 

So Why Didn't We?

Despite what it may seem, we don’t have separate “starter” and “high-tier” pricing. We offer one premium tier that delivers top-notch performance across the board. However, to accommodate those who can’t afford our standard pricing, we’ve created a second, below-cost tier (yes, we actually lose money on this package, not much, just a few dollars). This tier maintains all the same performance features as the main tier but is reserved for those who genuinely need it. We operate on the honor system, trusting that this tier will only be used by those truly in need of a handout.

Why?

The logic is simple. Who needs success the most? It’s the people struggling to provide for themselves and their families. Ironically, they’re the ones who can’t afford the very products that could help them. Meanwhile, the wealthy can easily access the best products, widening the gap between those who need success and those who already have it. The rich get richer, while the poor get poorer.

Well, not if I can help it!

I didn’t develop GrumpyHare for those damn gurus to endorse on podcasts, kiss each other’s asses, or manipulate the masses through their fame, social popularity, endorsements, partnerships, or mutually beneficial agreements. Do you really think that just because Mr. I-Drive-A-Lambo or some guy on TV uses a certain product, it means you should too? Let me tell you—GrumpyHare is crushing all these so-called experts’ websites like it’s nothing!

GrumpyHare wasn’t built for the uber-successful individuals with the resources to afford all the premium products. It was designed to give those who can’t afford these premium options an unfair advantage to dominate any market, remaining unfazed by competing products.

I—a former NASA robotics scientist—designed GrumpyHare to effectively outperform and outshine anything in even the most competitive markets!

That’s why we offer flexibility in our pricing structure. Both of our tiers deliver the exact same performance features. The only difference is that the lower tier doesn’t include our patent-pending proprietary technologies. Yes, we’re helping you below cost to get your first few deals. Beggars can’t be choosers! (Show price comparison image) Beggars can’t be choosers!

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Awesome

Ideal for real estate professionals seeking a high-converting website. Leverage our expertly crafted templates, designed using conversion psychology, to turn motivated sellers into leads effortlessly.

$67/mo.

  1 Conversion-Driven Website

  Grumpyhare Lead Manager

  Community & Education

  Premium Site Designs

Awesomer

Build a unique and one-of-a-kind website with all the features of the Awesome Plan, with additional tools like the drag-and-drop tool for custom designs and Audionibble for dynamic engagement.

$97/mo.

  True Drag And Drop Functionality

  Ever-Growing Design Library of Fully Designed Website Row Elements

  Audio Play Feature – AudioNibbles

  1 Conversion-Driven Website

  Grumpyhare Lead Manager

  Community & Education

  Premium Site Designs

Awesomest

Dominate the market with advanced SEMrush tools for SEO, alongside all features from the Awesome-er Plan, including custom design flexibility, enhanced engagement tools and a powerful conversion-driven website template.

$147/mo.

Grumpyhare Marketing Essentials

Grumpyhare SEO Essentials

  True Drag And Drop Functionality

  Ever-Growing Design Library of Fully Designed Website Row Elements

  Audio Play Feature – AudioNibbles

  1 Conversion-Driven Website

  Grumpyhare Lead Manager

  Community & Education

  Premium Site Designs

Get 2 Months Free

Awesome

Ideal for real estate professionals seeking a high-converting website. Leverage our expertly crafted templates, designed using conversion psychology, to turn motivated sellers into leads effortlessly.

$56/mo.

Billed annually @ $670 /year

  1 Conversion-Driven Website

  Grumpyhare Lead Manager

  Community & Education

  Premium Site Designs

Awesomer

Build a unique and one-of-a-kind website with all the features of the Awesome Plan, with additional tools like the drag-and-drop tool for custom designs and Audionibble for dynamic engagement.

$81/mo.

Billed annually @ $970 /year

  True Drag And Drop Functionality

  Ever-Growing Design Library of Fully Designed Website Row Elements

  Audio Play Feature – AudioNibbles

  1 Conversion-Driven Website

  Grumpyhare Lead Manager

  Community & Education

  Premium Site Designs

Awesomest

Dominate the market with advanced SEMrush tools for SEO, alongside all features from the Awesome-er Plan, including custom design flexibility, enhanced engagement tools and a powerful conversion-driven website template.

$123/mo.

Billed annually @ $1470 /year

Grumpyhare Marketing Essentials

Grumpyhare SEO Essentials

  True Drag And Drop Functionality

  Ever-Growing Design Library of Fully Designed Website Row Elements

  Audio Play Feature – AudioNibbles

  1 Conversion-Driven Website

  Grumpyhare Lead Manager

  Community & Education

  Premium Site Designs

Want To Partner With Us?

To further assist those in need, we’re offering a below-cost premium product that still carries the key qualities of our top-tier offerings. Plus, we’re introducing partnerships and profit-sharing opportunities to help you escape the rat race and start earning an income.

We also have a fantastic community where you can connect with investors, cash buyers, and service providers—all focused on adding value.

However, I can’t build this community alone. I’ve set the framework, but it takes everyone contributing to create a space where you can find resources, mentorship, and support.

For this community to become the go-to hub for achieving success, we all need to pitch in. Together, we can ensure everyone has the tools they need at their fingertips.

Our community features technologies that no other group offers, but they shine when actively used by engaged members.